Protip: google all your medications, because chances are your doctor will not mention half the side effects you should be aware of.

This post brought to you by how apparently my new prescription of Prozac makes each Xanax pill last about 3x as long as it should, resulting in me dozing in bed for the past 14 hours when the entire point of taking the Xanax was to get to sleep at a normal time and wake up at a normal time.